Did you notice that everyone's favorite mop-up guy, Mitch from ShamWow, got busted in Florida for allegedly beating up a hooker?
Apparently the "Mitchter" picked-up a young lady in a Fort Lauderdale watering hole and brought her to his hotel room to check out the museum quality painting hanging on the wall...or something. When the cheeky pitchman tried to kiss her, she bit his tongue and he reacted in a hostile manner.
I'll let you be the judge, but it seems to me that Mitch might have taken a few to the head in this dust up. The police blotter photos seem to suggest that she got the better of our boy.
Where was Billy Mays when this went
down?! Perhaps the two TV pantloads could have tag teamed the young trollop.Rumors of a video tape showing the daughter of vice president Joe Biden snorting cocaine at a party kept the stooges in the mainstream media busy refusing to investigate the possibility that it might be true. Can you imagine them showing any of the same restraint had the rumor involved a daughter of Dick Cheney? Me neither...
President & Mrs. Obama spent the week looking wonderful as they charmed their way through Europe and points East. The countries we have bailed out time and again like nothing better than hearing what boorish horse's asses we Americans are. Let them call Castro the next time they need somebody to fight their battles for them.
And...by the way, here's the bill for World War II and the re-building of Europe. Shut up and pay it!
(We can touch the Queen ANY damn time we feel like it! Churchill said it was okay.)
The reunion of the Four Preps caught me by surprise. How about you?
The reunion of the Four Preps caught me by surprise. How about you?
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