I can't stand another minute of it!
The presidential election is over a year away and I am sick of it.
I pretty much hate them all and can't imagine wasting another minute listening to these buffoons argue about issues that the federal government has neither the ability to handle nor the constitutional mandate to address.
Therefor, with great pride and affection, I am today announcing my wholehearted endorsement of my nephew Walt and his dog Dash as my candidates for president and vice-president of the United States in 2008.
Please join me is supporting this "too cute to steal" ticket.
Hey...If it doesn't work out, we rub the dog's nose in it and give the kid a "time out".
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