I feel slimmer ALREADY!

(not) Miss Australia




This is one of those things that will make your day.
At least it will make you feel thinner.

According to the BBC, (and with those accents you just know their not lying), Australians may have surpassed us as the world's lard asses. In fact, Aussies are now SO big that they have introduced a fleet of super sized ambulances to transport portly patients seeking medical attention. These vehicles have over-sized wheelchairs and hydraulic tailgates and are capable of carrying patients weighing up to 484 lbs. Studies now estimate that 67% of Australian men and over half of women aged 25 and over are overweight or obese. In fact, recently it took 16 people several hours to take a busted Aussie weighing 880 lbs. from his sty (er...home) to the hospital.

The absolute worst statistics I was able to find show that only 63% of American men in the over 25 age group were fatsos and around half of the women were considered "wide loads". Take that...rest of the world!!! In spite of the fact that all you lesser countries hate us, we ARE NOT THAT FAT! We're just "big boned". Perhaps a snappy ad campaign is in order?

Now, don't you feel better about yourself?
G'Day mates!
I smell pie. Anybody want some pie?