not DONALD TRUMP
Certainly it is because there are so many very important stories to cover, ( the Spears girl, Anna's baby, Anderson Cooper's sexual proclivities etc.), that the fifth estate has ignored serious current developments that could effect all of our lives profoundly.
At the very tippy-top of the breaking news stories here at the Copper blog is the coming wrestling tilt between Vince McMahon and that equally annoying Donald Trump. Not that either one of these corpulent windbags will actually enter the ring and go to it in a Steel Cage Death Match! No, "hairboy" and Vince have selected two fat bastards from the WWF stable to wrestle in their stead before a sold out crowd in Detroit. I'm not sure of the date for this "sporting event", but I do know that either The Donald or Vince baby get his head shaved if he loses. I don't know about you but the chance to see somebody remove that live hamster from Trump's dome would have me plunking down big bucks if I lived in the Motor City.
I wonder if it's on pay per view?
In other sports news: Roland Fortin, the 91-year-old former "cut man" for retired boxing champ Joey Gamache, has challenged 92-year-old bodybuilder and fitness guru Jack LaLanne to a rumble. If it happens, the bout will take place in the Tropical Gym in Pompano Beach, Florida. Funeral details are pending.
And finally: Time really does fly! Clocky the alarm clock is now available to wake you up each morning. If a screeching buzzer can't blast your ass out of the sack, this is THE invention for you. Clocky allows you to hit the snooze button once and only once. After your initial snooze, Clocky rolls off the nightstand and runs away from you. Yes, Clocky has wheels mounted on each side. Clocky can survive a two foot drop and will run around the room beeping randomly and frantically until you wrestle it to a stop. It will not, however, withstand an assault from a baseball bat.
(I wonder if the same holds true for Trump's hair?)
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