The UN sure knows how to summit.In just a few days the United Nations climate summit gets underway in Copenhagen and the delegates are in for a warm reception from the local prostitutes.
It seems that Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard, (way cool name), sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish "sex workers" during their conference. The ladies are not pleased.
The hookers union--yep, have one--has decided to offer FREE sex to anyone who produces one of the postcards sent to city hotels warning guests to beware of strange women offering their own special "welcome wagon".
No doubt delegates taking advantage of the free horizontal mambo lessons being offered by these patriotic Danes will not once find it necessary to turn up their room thermostat during their stay. I see real progress being made here.
Go S.W.I.G.! And, all delegates make sure to "look for the union label".
In the meantime, I will continue to suffer here in San Diego. Even though the temperature dipped into the upper 50's last night, I will refrain from calling in a team of hookers. (My wife kind of frowns on that.) However, I will continue to throw a butt load of logs on the fires that burn in my fireplace most every night.
I try to resist everything.....except temptation.
Screw you Al Gore!
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