Sure we have a lard ass millionaire who makes movies about how horrible capitalism is.Of course we have an economy that is heading into the dumper because our leaders believe that more government is the answer to everything and that nothing beats taxing the bejesus out of the productive members of society.
Yes, we continue to promote and graduate students who are dumber than drywall because we hold no parents or teachers responsible for their education.
And our republic is being guided by leaders dumb enough to actually believe that the world's badasses will be nice to us if only we will BE NICE TO THEM.
Let not your heart be troubled........
WE HAVE DIVERSITY!
If television and the liberals among us have taught us anything it is that DIVERSITY is America's most important product.
We were making such good progress....
until last week.
Yes, last week there was a major setback in America's quest to be the alpha and omega of all things diverse.
It seems that the good citizens of East Cleveland, Ohio voted mayor Eric Brewer out of office. (Mayor Brewer is the hot number in black stockings pictured here,) So now, unless we've miscalculated, the United States is down to just ONE transvestite mayor........Mayor Stu Rasmussen of Silverton, Oregon. (White guy, push-up bra.)
What were the voters in East Cleveland thinking??!!
If it's not too late, perhaps they could still vote him Miss Congeniality.
It would be the diverse thing to do.
"And crown thy good with brotherhood from She to shining She"
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