I think it was last Wednesday. The standard line went something like this: "We expect some clouds and a slight chance of scattered showers over Southern California as we head toward the week-end."
Naturally, it poured heavy rain all day Friday causing mud slides and traffic mayhem in a corner of the world that considers anything over ten inches of annual rainfall a "wet year". DAMN those meteorologists!! Can't they get anything right?
But wait...Aren't these the same guys who currently have their panties in a bunch over global warming? The very same clowns who can't tell us if it will rain tomorrow or be hot next week? They're absolutely sure that the earth is warming at such an intolerable rate that we're all doomed to have oceanfront property in the future whether we like it or not??? These guys?
Frankly, I've always been a little chilly. I'm the guy who's constantly sneaking up the thermostat when nobody is looking. So the prospect of not having to carry a sweater or wrestle somebody over the setting on the car air-conditioning is my idea of heaven.
However...if we are indeed destined to experience a global hot flash in the near future I am very worried about some of the "fallout" from this phenomenon.
I am talking LITERAL FALLOUT! I refer, of course, to a major increase in the number of fat guys in speedos hitting our newly extended beaches.
Think about it.The horror...the horror!
Stop global warming NOW!!!!
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