Friday, August 3, 2012

Try These, Fatso



Are you fresh out of ideas when it comes to diets?
Well, say hallelujah and pass the gravy because DIET GOGGLES are here!
Check it out:  Research geeks at the University of Tokyo have created a pair of goggles that make everything you eat look BIGGER than it really is.  You simply put these babies on before pigging down and a single Oreo looks like a jumbo chocolate pizza.  It seems that these bad boys use an algorithm (whatever the hell that is) that lets them magnify the size of the food while keeping your hand the same size.  That's what makes the food seem so much larger.
As you can tell from this You Tube video, the specs look just slightly clunky and nerdy but...dammit, they work!!!
Naturally, this invention has a myriad of other possibilities.  Just think about what donning these specs will do for the size of your paycheck, or your IRS refund.  How about romance, you say?  The mind reels at the possibilities.

"Just put these on my dear, and take a look at my etchings."  "Eye popping, I think you'll agree."



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