Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Tell this Old Bag to HIT THE BRICKS!




81 years of this??!!



Enough already!
All this stuff lately about the tenth anniversary of the death of Princess Di has forced my hand.

I have been watching and waiting my whole life for the British to wise up and fire every last member of the royal family.

Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ!! How stupid can these people be? What does it cost them per year? About eleventy jillion dollars? All just to keep these trained apes living in style? Think of the savings, not to mention the improvement in national image, if they merely cashiered this stable of horse-faced women in hats and invested in a decent flag to represent their country.

I'll admit that I was willing to cut them some slack when it looked like Diana might wind up being the queen of the hop in the near future. A hot chick as your national symbol would have done wonders for the morale of a country long past its "use by" date. My figures show that, with her as the queen, military enlistment alone would have been up over 4000 per cent. But, now...with the remaining bunch of jug-eared, inbred, NASCAR crew looking mental lightweights left in the line-up...FORGET IT. A good flag is the way to go. It's a money saver and the right thing to do.

These guys??!!!

Please....

They look like they're on the way to the London tryouts for "A Chorus Line".







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