WHY is this guy SMILING??

"Honey...I'm home!"


Is there a list somewhere?
You know, a list of all the guys who some clown in Spamland thinks need to get one or all of the wiener enlargement e-mails. (Oh, excuse me..."Male Enhancement" e-mails...)
I'm fairly certain that I have never cried myself to sleep worrying about this, nor have I exercised my inalienable right to order Viagra and hard core pornography in large quantities over the Internet. So, why do I and everybody I know, including women, get tons of these damn e-mails every day? And...where is our government in all of this? Shouldn't they be worried that the whole country will be consumed in lust and debauchery and therefore not able to do our taxes. What about all the property destruction resulting from all that enhancement?! Think of the all of the homes knocked down by unwieldy enhanced appendages! Perhaps this is all a scam cooked up by big financial institutions designed to rescue them from their sub-prime home loan debacle. I smell conspiracy!

Oh, by the way, since we are speaking of homes...I just today received another batch of those "free" address labels that charities and some businesses send out attempting to guilt trip you into donating money to various causes. Today's labels were unique. They say: Ken Copper/ Or current resident, followed by my address. I can't wait to start using them.

I'm afraid I'll have to cut this short. I just got an interesting e-mail from a fellow in Nigeria who's having some trouble with a banking transaction. I sense economic opportunity!