Moron Detection

For about five minutes twenty years ago guys thought the chicks would dig them if they wore their baseball cap backwards.  

ATTENTION SLOW LEARNERS:  It's OVER!  Put your hat on correctly or get off my planet!  Only the mental midgets with their caps cocked sideways manage to look more mentally deficient than the nimrods with the backward lids.  I will admit that compensation for this criminal display of headgear  manifests itself by allowing for extremely easy identification of idiots, cretins and morons.  Unless you are currently wearing a catcher's mask and actually fielding that position on the diamond, a turned around cap places you firmly in  the mental S L O W lane.

With baseball season here and warm weather head cover once again the order of the day I have prepared a simple tutorial you can reference before deciding to either acknowledge or ignore people you meet.  This advice is just as useful as spotting a "Bernie" bumper sticker or one of those "Co-Exist" dolt detectors that come in handy while driving.  (Note:  When spotting a Toyota Prius with one or both of the aforementioned idiot tags, the proper command is: "Prepare  to ram!"

Here are some photos that should prove useful:

Cap cocked sideways = always carry bail money.

Major stooge, probably doesn't even know he's at the game.

Hollywood tool.  Need I say more?

This is how to wear baseball headgear!

Ball cap would be an improvement.

Nicely filled out cap!

Girls can get it wrong too!

No cap, worse yet, a horse's ass with a PONYTAIL!

Okay, which one is the horse's ass?

I rest my case...