150 calories and 4.5 grams of fat heaven |
mmmm...eat me! |
Gingrich supporter smuggling Hostess Sno Balls |
WTF??
This, of course, begs the question: Why do we have so many fat kids? If we all are eating healthy and substituting allegedly more nutritious fare for good old American Twinkies and Ding Dongs why the "wide load" kids? Something is rotten America!
The Hostess company is $860 million in debt and could ultimately be out of business. This has me and several other Boomer brothers and sisters frantic with worry. My pal, The Skipper, is positively apoplectic. He is convinced it is the beginning of the end of life as we know it in our beloved United States. He is seldom wrong when it comes to these things. (Skipper Dave was one of the first to discover the natural goodness of the beer and Cracker Jacks diet.) In fact, Skip recently told me of his plan to stock his garage and attic with Twinkies, Ho Hos, Sno Balls and Ding Dongs in preparation for the world's end scheduled by the Mayans for December of this year. Because these tasty items are not only delicious but are injected with an unidentifiable sugary cream filling that never goes bad, who can argue?
This just in...
It looks like a group of lenders led by Silver Point Capital has committed $75 million in financing for Hostess to maintain routine operations while they attempt to reorganize the company. Good news indeed! However, there is NO time for rest. All of us who know and love Hostess products need to start pigging down like it was 1958. Get out there and start stuffing your face! Also, it wouldn't hurt to introduce the grandkids to the Hostess family of fine foods when their parents aren't looking.
Twinkie cellulite storage container |
Good times, all courtesy of the company that MUST BE SAVED!
Buffalo Bob showing some Twinkie residue; Howdy...not so much |
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