Some items of interest you may have missed during the past few days include the banning of those godawful vuvuzelas at the upcoming Under-20 World Cup in Colombia. Fans have been forbidden from bringing the noisemakers to the games in the city of Pereira. It seems that the cacaphonous nuisances that provided the soundtrack for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa are now starting to annoy the players. Now, if we could just get Washington, D.C. to do the same with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.
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| "Here's Johnny!" |
This just in...
Apparently America's favorite doll, Barbie, has tossed out longtime boy toy, Ken, and is now living single in the Malibu dream house she designed herself. The oceanfront property is nearly 5,000 square feet of the good life and it is now hers...ALL HERS. Rumor has it that she was able to take out a $24 million dollar second mortgage to buyout the hardcore unemployed Ken who is now living in San Francisco's Castro District with "fishing buddy" Bruce Lovely. "The bitch took it all," offered the still reeling former Mr. Barbie. Friends say that once the hurt has passed Ken and Bruce will open their long planned Bed and Breakfast on Northern California's Russian River.
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| "More closet space for me!" says Barbie. |
And, in case you missed it--and you probably did because it was on PMSNBC, Barney Frank proved that natural gas is the answer to the nation's energy problems. The perpetual gasbag wafted an air muffin on the Rachel Mad Cow show the other day without so much as an "excuse me". This confirms a long held belief held by most Americans that the Massachusetts congressclown is never quite sure from which end he bloviates.
Who needs "drill baby drill" when all you need do is light a match near Washington, D.C.
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