Well, here it is.It's a chance to make Dad proud of you for once!
I've made the commitment and already I feel like a much better person.
Just in time for Father's Day, you too can become and ordained minister in the Church of the Latter Day Dude.
I signed-up yesterday and am ready, willing and able to officiate at weddings, brises, funerals and supermarket grand openings. And...it was all FREE.
You see, there is a new website dedicated to all things "Dude".
The Dude! You know...Jeffery "The Dude" Lebowski from the Big Lebowski, the crack-brained comedy from the equally crack-brained Coen brothers. (Only one of the best movies of 1998!)
"They figured he was a lazy time wasting slacker. They were right," growls the movie trailer. It was a clarion call to slackers everywhere.
"What do you do, Dude?"
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
Great movie; even better religion. Get yourself ordained today. It's FREE!
Here's the web address: www.dudeism.com
In the meantime, the Dude abides.Your Dad probably doesn't.
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