You can't make it up.
We live in a National Inquirer world now; all you have to do is wake up every morning and there it is--Top Shelf comedy, and it's all TRUE.
The world is one big freak show and we all have a ringside seat.
Speaking of seats, it appears that you now have to be very careful where you sit. According to Henry Wolf of San Francisco, the "ridged seat" of his 1993 BMW motorcycle caused him mental and emotional anguish after it left him with a major case of priapism. (Look it up.)
Old Henry apparently developed a major erection while on a four hour ride in May of 2010 and it hasn't gone away. His attorney, Vernon Bradley, wrote in the lawsuit, "He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."
Uh...what am I missing? Doesn't Mr. Wolf know that his condition has rendered him WELL qualified to engage in the activity he says the lack of same is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish? And...TWO years???!!! The way I see it Henry has been gifted with the battering ram that will enable him to storm the castle of his desire and the dumb bastard refuses to use it! He'd rather sue the love engineers at BMW. This is all highly suspicious.
CASE DISMISSED!
FOR SALE
One slightly used BMW motorcycle. Banana seat may lead to prolonged stiff ride.
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