Maybe She'll Have A Job For Andy

We have breaking news here at "Out of My Mind".

Among the vast number of readers----okay, two or three, that this blog attracts, one very bright fellow has called our attention to something not yet discovered by the drones employed in conventional media.  Longtime reader, K.B., who wishes to remain anonymous rather than jeopardise his cushy job with a big deal Fortune 500 company, has discovered that beloved television icon Aunt Bea has recently been elected president of Brazil.  At first we dismissed his news tip as the delusional ravings of a man with a real job and a position of respect in his profession.  Responsibility like that can push a person over the edge.  However, K.B. then followed up his tip with photographic proof that, though dead since 1989, indeed Frances Bavier is the new chief honcho in charge of the swinging South American country of Brazil.   She has changed her name to Dilma Rouseff and undergone  a couple of "lifts" and several Botox injections, but there can be little doubt that Aunt Bea is BACK...and Brazil has got her!

Of course this news will have tongues wagging from Mayberry to Siler City.  What personnel changes are in store for that spicy Latin American sovereign nation?  Does Andy have a job?  Floyd the barber?  How about Howard Sprague?  The questions are endless and a waiting world wants to know.At press time one rumor appears to be true.  Word out of Rio has Otis Campbell, the late Hal Smith, taking the job of prison commissioner and Secretary of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.