When I think of the savings on combs and shampoo, I hardly mind at all. What does burn my ass--other than a fire about THIS high--is the amount of dough I have been forced to fork over to keep my puny Poppy properly pruned. Haircuts for bald guys are frankly outrageously priced. Over the past several years I have tried every hair cutting emporium from Supercuts to Sal the barber in a quest for a fair price on what amounts to a five minute process. Invariably they all remark on how easy and quick it is to cut my hair; yet NO ONE offers a discount. The price always seems to be somewhere in the $15 to $20 range for the five minute buzz and appropriate tip. I'm no math whiz, but these thieving weasels seem to be making somewhere north of $100 an hour! IT AIN'T RIGHT!
At last I have found the answer to haircut injustice...
Behold the Remington Shortcut!
I stumbled on this little beauty while shopping at Fry's Electronics last month and my days of being a haircut hostage are finally over. This baby is a godsend! For just $39 I can now cut my own hair--and do a better job--anytime I want. It only takes a few minutes and it paid for itself in only one month. It's a beautiful thing! You just run the damn thing through your few remaining hairs like you once did with a hairbrush, (remember those?), and you're brand new...looking fine.
Justice for baldies every
where!The Shortcut is catching on even among some folks who don't actually need it. Check out a certain former president and an unidentified member of the British royal family.
It truly is amazing just how sleek you can look after just a few minutes with the Remington Shortcut.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to see what this baby can do with nose and ear hair...
2 comments:
Hey Ken,
It's Peggy your old neighbor from Leslie. I have enjoyed your blogg for some time now. However, your new format sucks!!
Unforuntaionally, I have eyes loke my Mom's. I have gone "blind" 3 times. The new blog font id way too small! I have my 'puter set as large as possible and I stil need to use the magnifier. I have it set between 3X and 6X - my vision keeps changing. When you magnify too much evrything turns into "little dots." Can you please doing something about the size of your font?
Did you ever hear that I saw you at the Kona Surf, when you were here about 25 yars ago? I saw you and Linda in Pele's Court. It took me awhile to figure out who you were. By the time I did we got smashed (I was waiting tables.) When I had a free second again you were gone. Boy you should have heard the explatives come out of my mouth when Mom said you stayed at the Surf. Laters. Peggy
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