What's Wrong with This Picture?

I have no idea who our next president is going to be.
At this point, I'm fairly certain that even the political cognoscenti haven't a clue.
This much I do know....
One thing that all of us need to demand of our next leader is an unbreakable promise to NEVER EVER beg for oil from the repressive sheiks of the house of Saud. It simply MUST stop!
Ever since the administration of FDR, our leaders Republican and Democrat alike, have prostituted themselves and our country for the sake of Saudi oil. It has netted us $100 a barrel oil that finances the very Islamic fanatics who want to kill us and has perpetuated a family run country with one of the most shameful human rights records in the world.

President Bush's recent trip to Saudi Arabia snared him nothing more than a "We will raise production when the market justifies it", from Saudi Oil Minister Ali Naimi as he laughed in our national face.
We need a president who will do something more than shrug his shoulders and ask for the customary donation to his presidential library. No, we need a president who will say something like this: "You have ten days to give us whatever we need or we smoke your ass! Oh, and by the way....take that laundry off your head!"

If we are not ready to do this, then we must insist that our president do whatever it takes to develop alternative sources of energy for America. NOW!
Who is willing to tell these despicable dirtbags to pound sand?
That is MY NEXT PRESIDENT.