Trix is for ADULTS, damnit! And, I am happy to report that the good General at General Mills finally sobered up long enough to realize that doing away with all that beautiful artificial goodness a person could heretofore find in that wonderful box featuring the "silly rabbit" is now back where it belongs. In case you hadn't noticed, some nitwit V.P. in Minneapolis (they are decidedly bossy in that frozen outpost) decided a couple of years back that the company might score some points with health conscience moms by doing away with all the brightly colored dyes and chemicals that made the product so appealing to sugar aficionados and replaced them with...uh, "natural" coloring that looked like your basic rabbits turds. Don't kid yourself stuck up V.P.! It wasn't the little tykes eating your highly addictive product, it was ADULTS. Face it, Captain Crunch, Lucky Charms and Trix have been the only way some of us over the age of 12 have been able to take care of our sugar jones through the years. If you had kids it was pretty easy to pull off. All that was needed was a minute or two when the wife's back was turned and the day was off to a grand start. Of course after the kids were grown it took a good deal more stealth and deception, but it was worth it.
I'm going to cut this short as we've just received word here at Bad Diet Central that the new, beautiful and practically 100% pure candy breakfast treat that is the original TRIX is now back on supermarket shelves and practically glowing in the dark with iridescent fake color goodness. Time to start the car!
Does anyone remember, is it red or white wine with Trix?
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